A Song We'll Never Sing in Church

(each line begins on the 2nd beat of the measure)

All dogs go to heaven and

All birds taste like chicken and

Warthogs are so beautiful

I love the water buffalo

Wildebeest-es face is precious, I'm

Sure vultures are delicious, 'cause

All bird taste like chicken and

All doggies go to heaven.

Note: Jim Makowski is responsible for the dogs going to heaven line--and that line is at least in part responsible for why we'll never sing this song in church (ask Phil Thorne)

2nd Note: Maybe there needs to be a line about the cows